ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance! I've been more than reasonable...
FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache.)
OTHER FRENCH GUARD: Quoi?
FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache!)
ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
The Fetchez la Vache! 3-in-1 Game Set includes:
A custom-designed beechwood board, 2 dice catapults, 21 meeples (20 human, 1 bovine), 4 dice, 1 doubling cube, 30 checkers, and rules for THREE games.
- Fetchez la Vache! A madcap backgammon-based game that pits two teams against each other in a race to capture a cow and leave the field with it alive, all while dodging catapulted farm animals and scathing French insults. (Note: this activity requires the Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme core book.)
- Squashez l'Anglaise! Flip the board over and let fly with this point-based, historically accurate, terribly violent castle-siege simulator.
- Backgammon! A fully functional backgammon board (for those who wish to appear smarter than people who play checkers but can’t be arsed with chess).
- License:
- Monty Python
- Age:
- 14+
- Game:
- Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment
- Language:
- English
- Players:
- 2
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- Returns can be made within 14 days of purchase.
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